SpiderBytez Found out people are simping for the turtles. This is just my opinion, if you have a problem with it, then fuck off retards.
Okay first off those are fucking turtles, how the hell do you have the hots for THAT. That's borderline zoophilia.
I wouldn’t take this too seriously. There have been stories of humans in relationships with nonhumans since antiquity. The Greeks, Romans, and the Japanese with their weird tentacle shit. The idea of the turtles being in a relationship with a human is no more beastiality than Captain Kirk nailing a green woman from Orion who isn’t even from the same terrestrial animal kingdom from Earth.
Granted, if it was a Gorn or Tholian it may not have gone over so well.
Since we’re on the subject, a while back I was listening to the WDW Pro Show on YouTube and a couple of panelists brought up the interesting point that back in the day, Howard the Duck was frequently in relationships with human women, even in the ‘80s live action film. But no one really cared because it was done mostly as a lark. The same goes for Roger and Jessica Rabbit and when Bugs Bunny dressed up in women’s clothes to trick and embarrass his enemies. It was just a joke.
And let’s be honest, if Lea Thompson was strutting around in her underwear, could you blame him?
The problem as the panelists pointed out, is that we live in a time where is such a large amount of bizarre and sometimes alarming behavior being shoved in our faces and being heavily politicized that it’s become all too real and it’s simply not fun anymore. It’s hard to appreciate The Rocky Horror Picture Show or Pink Flamingos as the absurd comedies they were meant to be when Dr. Frank-N-Furter is reading a book about how to perform oral sex to a room of five year olds.
As far as the 2012 series is concerned, I didn’t object to it anymore than Goliath and Elisa Maza in Gargoyles. I actually rooted for Donatello because it reminded me of myself at that age when I had a crush with a girl who was more interested in a jock at school.
Although, the whole Leo/Karai thing left me wondering if the writers had watched too many daytime soap operas.
“Your fiancé is your long lost sister!”
“NOOOOOOOO!”
My fear is if they were to revisit that idea is that they would reduce it into fetish fuel material like the Harley Quinn fart comic or if they would beat the audience over the the head with an agenda instead of telling a good story.
