So I decided to pirate it, and honestly most of you guys have already summed up my thoughts. The one thing I'll praise it for though is thankfully they dialed back the Gen Alpha-isms and "how do you do fellow kids?" humor. Otherwise, my thoughts on it are roughly the same as what most of you have said
Biggest complaint though was by far how the Turtles were written. They all come off as weak and emasculated. Leo is a cowardly pushover who needs to be given a pep talk (and even bitchslapped) by April to show a shred of confidence, and Donnie is now firmly boxed into the stereotype of the four-eyed, nerdy loser. Nothing about these Turtles felt heroic or inspiring at all.
